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WebMaster
Name: *Unfuckwitable

Age: the best, when my father can’t fuck my ass-hole and i’m not a father yet, over twenty.

City: Moscow…

Keen on: riot,”work hard, have fun”, sport, avant-garde, your mother and/or girlfriend, alcoholic delirium.

Work: “riot design laboratory”, www, design, as high as my arms reach, fly-killer, worm-eater)))

Who help You: my brother, beer, mays’ boobs - ( . Y . ), talking sock, fortuneteller

Hopes: you hear about me, riot-in-public all over the World, achievements in relations, work, etc., world mastery)

Else: photo…
“You know it’s not too late to try ”

thx all.

MyMay
Name: ¿Maÿ.

Age: changing each year, exactly awkward.

City: Gop-Down-Town.

Keen on: riot journalistus, photo, rugby (”My drinking team has a rugby problem”), ladies dragons, talking with skates…why not?

Work: Riot Laboratory (killing *.txt files ), feed the Wolf with crackers, tediousness ( i’m .pro :-P ).

Who help You: force of Leathers’ moustaches and terrible eyebrows, commander.

Hopes: total but hardly-hardly

Else: I know that in general bore, badly put on, from time to time I grumble, but I wish to be myself. nothing. let’s rock!

thx.

Turbo negro RiotLab
Name: TurboNegro.
Age: person is young or old depending on what he feels himself.19-20-20-19.
City: LA (i hope).

Keen on: riot laboratory, admining, get rich or die tryin, young blac male, roll-light-smoke this sh*t.

Work: www.riotlab.ru, Art admin, destinies destroyer, clever Negro, bottle after bottle that’s all, sell drugs in the school zone.

Who help You: My Princess!!!!!!!, Oat-flakes drug-baron, my lil brother .

Hopes: make a dolla outta fifty cent :-)

Else: God damn it, don’t hate the playa , hate the game …

thx.

MaxDick RiotLab
Name: maxDick.
Age: since 85 Anno Domini.
City: Hoi polloi Land (Alexin city).
Keen on: to make things so that anyone can’t eat my brain, bring exclusive piece of shit in my php-code, eat edible fungus & watch the carpet, to use foul language (ribaldry), and now! is time to jack off.
Work: destroy designer’s mind, php and anything else coding @ riot design laboratory, refusing official obligations.
Who help You: some sexual relations with Clara Zetkin, stupid oaf that asking me these questions, word “ёпта”, Alexs’ Srykovs’ sweet staff (he asked for mention).
Hopes: people from army think i’m not fit for military service, become 80lvl elf, enter the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, William Henry Gates III is my father.
Else: hallelujah!
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